Odd Quotes Part 2

August 22cd. Zoey is at her friend Isa's house. Mom is really sick with strep. Dad is off work for a while. So Setting: Back yard at wood pile. Characters: Aspen, Hailey and Dad.

Aspen is picking wood up from the HUGE pile. Tossing the wood to Hailey, who is handing it to dad, who is stacking it.

A bigger piece of wood goes flying through the air toward Hailey.

*Hailey:* AHHHH!! That wounded me.

Another piece.

*Hailey:* Oh my goodness!!

*Aspen:* (laughing so hard tears are running down face) Hailey, Why do you have to be so danged funny.

*Hailey:* (Self-satisfied smile)



Same day. Hailey and I are going to join Isa and Zoey to go pick Huckleberrys and Hailey is making her and I sandwiches. She finishes making them and then exclaims, "I could eat a whole Kansas farm. Including the farm that is about to hit it."

Odd Quotes Part 1

In the Garden Valley Foote Family/Household there are things that you will hear that just, aren't particularly normal.

Yesterday August 10th was a Boise day. I drove us all the way there and then part the way back home. Pulling out of Boise and we wanted to switch drivers. We pull up to a stop light.

*Mom:* Okay we are going to play Chinese Fire Drill.

*Me:* NO way mom!

*Mom:* Oh com- Never mind. Cop.

I might be the only teenager who has ever said no to Chinese Fire Drill. *sigh*

August 17.
Inside the house. Me looking at school stuff. Mom reading. Hailey on the phone. Zoey milking the goat. Dad on the computer.

A cool sound comes from his computer.
*Me:* Daddy, I like that music. Kinda sounds like they are praising the 'Orrreeeooo"

*Him:* That was me. Spreading Buddhism. To Seattle.